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Happy sunshine and munchkins!!!

Navi — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:47:39 +0200

THIS IS NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE! IT'S JUST A LITTLE HUMOR!!!

I am the awesome sister of Jbanjoboy. Does anyone who that is? I'll give you a cookie if you do!

:DDDDDDD

But not really! Well I am a 60 year old pedophile who wants to sell you candy. Wait what?

tee-hee, not really.

Anyways I'm going to give you my honest opinion on the new Banjo game.

It's a bit dissapointing.

I mean everyone looks so freakin' weird!

For example, mumbo becomes some mechanic? What happend to his magic? what happend to his loin clothes thing? OVERALLS?!?!

And Grunty, what's with her head in some piss exaime container? Personally I think she should of put her head on a jinjo?

So she could be scary and fun size? I mean no one would miss the jinjo. Except maybe Micheal Jackson. Those poor things.

Is it just me or do the jinjos remind me of the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz. I mean would it be funny if a jinjo comes out singing "Follow the yellow brick road!" I'd pee my pants in laughter.

WTF if Tootie? Like she's just like *poof* GONE!!!
Actually, lemme tell you what really happend to her after the game ended.

Tootie became a stripper, changed her name to Tortie, and got a sex change. BTW ~~she~~ I mean HE became Mumbo's beeotch. It's like when a child star loses her spark or does a naked shoot. Or kicks a puppy. It's a shame.

And the person who bothers me the most is.... KLUNGO!
That dude looks like a gang banger! Who went to jail and dropped the soap a few to many times! Or if not that, Grunty likes it kinky and raunchy.

Well Jbanjoboy is bitchin at me teling me to get off.

Ciao lovers!

Resident Evil 5

Drew — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:21:19 +0200

Warning: This topic is rated M.

Sooo, has anyone here played any of the Resident Evil games (I doubt it, but I thought I'd make this topic anyway)? I was never really interested in the series until Resident Evil 4 -- which, after playing numerous times, I think is probably the best game on the Nintendo Gamecube; and if you ever get the chance to play it, then you definitely should. I picked up a copy of the game from a pawn shop for five bucks, so that shows you how much I thought of the game at first. ( I was way off). So, with that in mind, naturally I'm not going to pass up the chance at getting Resident Evil 5. I believe the game uses the same formula RE4 used and is going to take place after the events in RE4, and, judging from the videos, the game looks like it's shaping up to be equally as good if not better.

(I copied most of this off a Wikipedia since I'm lazy) Anyway, (according to Wikipedia <-- ) the game is set to release on the Xbox 360 and PS3 March 13, 2009 in North America and Europe. The story is still unknown as far as I know, but the setting takes place in Africa in an area named Kijuju; which is apparently near a line of active volcanoes, and volcanic activity is threatening to release a previously dormant virus (hence the villages' hostile inhabitants since they've been infected with whatever the virus is). So then your character Chris Redfield is sent to investigate, I think. Other than that, I don't really know much about it; so here's some videos.

Avatar Problem

Sonicfan574 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:19:36 +0200

Sorry this is in the wrong place, but when trying to make a thread in the Help board, I get the you-don't-have-permission message.

I tried to make my avatar one I just made.

I tried the URL. It was just above the size limit. So, I uploaded it from my computer, since it would resize itself. I get the error message that the file size is too large. I check the limit - 10 kb. I check the file's size - 6.5 kb. What's going on here?

Starfox Games

Sonicfan574 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:13:33 +0200

Starfox is a freaking awesome series of games. It may sound stupid to people who don't play, but it's fun. Basically, it's a team of, well, characters who fly out into space in a solar system known as the Lylat System and fight evil in aircraft known as Arwings and yada yada yada.

I own Starfox 64 on the Wii's Virtual Console, and I decided to try Starfox Command for the DS, and got it when I took a trip around my state last weekend. Both of the games rock! If you like on-rail levels with high-speed and shoot-em-up action, try Starfox 64. If you like just battlefield aerial shooting games, try Starfox Command.

Pocket Paradise review

Greenday — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:46:41 +0200

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=228946
Looks like another game I'll be getting this month.

Do you believe in God?

Fish Paste — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:15:51 +0200

Do you believe in God? I used to not, but following some stuffs I read today, I do.

Playstation Network screen names

Greenday — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:57:55 +0200

Say your screen names for the PSP or PS3. These are used to send PMs, chat, and play games online.
Mine: Greenday5136

Edit the Turtle!

Drew — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 07:40:50 +0200

Okay, this is a really stupid game that I saw on another forum - but it's funny, so I'm going to post it here.

So, I've started it off by creating a poorly drawn turtle in MS Paint. Now here's how the game works: the next person posting here takes the last edited image and adds something to it, then reposts it. And so on...

Rules:
-No starting over or taking a previously drawn image - you must take and edit the last image that was posted.
-No extreme special effects. If you can't do it in MS Paint, then you probably shouldn't add it (the effect).
-Save the image as a png, not a jpeg or bmp because the image quailty ends up being greatly reduced.

Okay, here's the turtle:

Next person will add something else to the picture, repost it, then we'll see how long we can keep this up! Ready! Edit!

The Concert Thread

Fish Paste — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:48:34 +0200

That's right folks! Step right up and list the concerts you've been to!

The Pink Floyd Experience: (Yeah I know, tributeband blah blah blah)
These guys were amazing. I saw them with mah bro and we were absolutely stunned at the quality of the sound and lights. Oh, and they had a giant inflatable pig and quad speakers, those were pretty kool.

Set list: (If I remember right, it's been a year...)
In the flesh
Another Brick in the Wall part 2
The entirety of Dark Side of the Moon album

Intermission

Shine on you crazy diamond
Astronomy Dominie
Young Lust
Sheep
Have a Cigar
Hey you
Comfortably Numb
Run like Hell

It was bloody good!

This year I hope to catch ZZ top and another PF tribute band, and next year Porcupine Tree.

Now, share your concert experiences! :D

Confused about the Mario universe?

Greenday — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 06:26:58 +0200

If you are confused, ask japanese 6 year olds.

Pivot

smileygurl — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:30:22 +0200

Does anyone here create Pivot animations?

Heres a few of mine:

Hi

Lilac rose — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:50:21 +0200

Hi im Lilac Rose. I came here because i was looking up banjo stuff and found this. So i signed up and came here!

Hey,

smileygurl — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:08:56 +0200

Hey, I'm smileygurl. I just left a realy bad forum that Greenday recently left, called Waddle World. Im looking for a new forum, and I thought this would work. Im stilll pretty mad about Waddle World, they have alot of rude users, but I am realy nice, and I hope you get to no me.

Rare tells you to f*ck off!

Greenday — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:21:04 +0200

- Go to http://rare.co.uk
- Click media player
- Go to Grabbed By The Ghoulies

XD!!!!!!!

Magazine Pages

Greenday — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:28:32 +0200

http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo108...img001.jpg
http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo108...img004.jpg
http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo108...img003.jpg
http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo108...img005.jpg
http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo108...img007.jpg
http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo108...img009.jpg
Minjo - confirmed. I'm glad he looks different this time.

New Video

Greenday — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:22:40 +0200

Race with Klungo...?
http://gamersyde.com/stream_8354_en.html
I'm not sure if I like this or not. I hope there isn't too many challenges like that.

Brawl Snapshots

Sonicfan574 — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:46:05 +0200

This site is cool...and hilarious. There's funny user-taken pictures from Brawl here, and there's even Brawl custom stages you can download, put on an SD card, and play it on your Wii.
http://brawlsnapshots.com
I love looking at the funny pictures...once, there was a picture of Kirby on the edge of a boat from a stage with green gas in front of him. It was called "Seasick Kirby."

Top 25 Games Revealed at E3

Sonicfan574 — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:24:24 +0200

I got my latest issue of GameInformer yesterday, and included were the top 25 games revealed at E3. I'm not going to post the captions, that'd be just plain plagiarism, but I'll post the 25 games, from bottom to top.

25. Killzone 2
24. Borderlands
23. Street Fighter IV
22. Call of Duty: World at War
21. Resistance 2
20. Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts
19. Mirror's Edge
18. Heavy Rain: The Origami Killer
17. Spore
16. Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
15. Dead Space
14. Halo Wars
13. Dragon Age: Origins
12. Bayonetta
11. Far Cry 2
10. Rock Band 2
9. EndWar
8. LittleBigPlanet
7. Prince of Persia
6. Fable II
5. Guitar Hero: World Tour
4. Resident Evil 5
3. Fallout 3
2. Gears of War 2
1. Left 4 Dead

I can't believe Animal Crossing: CF wasn't up there.

I couldn't find a board for general gaming, so sorry if this is in the wrong place.

Demo Song

Fish Paste — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:52:40 +0200

Here is a rough demo I made for my band, I thought you might want to hear it.

Please keep in mind its in it's embryonic stages so no terribly harsh critisim.

Express your current emotion through lyrics

Fish Paste — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:03:59 +0200

As the title says!

Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying "keep on digging"
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
When you're down in the pig mine
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
You f**ked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

(Insert Killer talkbox solo here)

Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
.....!.....!.....!.....!
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry.